Your Shop Enby Horoscope
⤏ WRITTEN BY SHOP ENBY
We all know that our personality traits, and desires can be influenced by the stars, so why not pleasure?! So, as classically queer astrology enthusiasts and sex toy aficionados, we’ve matched the best sex toys to your zodiac sign! Enjoy!
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ARIES ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊♡
First up is Aries. We know that you have a reputation for displaying that fiery energy but what most people don't realize is that fire can have an enduring and grounding effect. Kind of like a cozy fireplace, you emit your warmth from the inside out. That’s why we’ve paired you with the Vibe Pad 2, a remote controlled vibrating and warming grinding pad. With 7 powerful vibration modes and a flickering tongue, this toy offers as much excitement and versatility as you do Aries. A little warming lube wouldn't hurt either.
TAurus ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊♡
Ah Taurus, the perfect balance of hard working and deliciously indulgent in the cozy things in life. A solid earth sign such as yourself deserves something reliable as well as luxurious. That’s why we think the We-Vibe Nova 2 would be a perfect addition to your toy box. With its sleek design, soft squishy texture and deep rumbly vibes we know this will be your new go to!
gemini ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊♡
Gemini, Gemini. While we all know the stereotypes about you being of two minds, we like to think of it as keeping your options open. This is what makes the GLAS Double Pleasure 2pc Glass Dildo Set a perfect fit! These fraternal twins sport a variety of textures and curves, plus glass toys are compatible with any lube and are great for temperature play!
cancer ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊♡
Sweet Cancer. Cancers have a reputation for being the crybabies of the zodiac, but people forget that this lil crab bb also has a hard shell and pinchers that will get you if you’re not careful! Enter the Heart Padlock Nipple Clamps. These super cute, adjustable clamps are a perfect lil crabby way of showing your affection to yourself or a lover.
LEO ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊♡
Leo. One would think that this would be an easy pick. But the bar is high with y’all and we don't want to disappoint! For you we have chosen the Le Wand Vibrating Necklace in Rose Gold. Sleek and glamorous with a hint of exhibitionism for those in the know. And of course, in rose gold because we know you are one to stand out in a crowd.
virgo ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊♡
Virgo! Ever the meticulous lover with a keen eye for the finer things. We know that if you are going to do something, you do it thoroughly. The B-Vibe x Le Wand Anal Massage & Education Set is right up your a..ally. This set includes a Le Wand Petite Wand massager, Le Wand Curve Silicone Attachment, b-Vibe Snug Plug 2, classic enema, lube shooter, clean-up towel, the Guide to Anal Massage & Pleasure, body-safe anal condoms for fingering, gloves, and travel case! Literally everything you need to get the job done.
libra ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊♡
Virgo! Ever the meticulous lover with a keen eye for the finer things. We know that if you are going to do something, you do it thoroughly. The B-Vibe x Le Wand Anal Massage & Education Set is right up your a..ally. This set includes a Le Wand Petite Wand massager, Le Wand Curve Silicone Attachment, b-Vibe Snug Plug 2, classic enema, lube shooter, clean-up towel, the Guide to Anal Massage & Pleasure, body-safe anal condoms for fingering, gloves, and travel case! Literally everything you need to get the job done.
scorpio ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊♡
Scorpio most people see you as secretive, judgmental and intense. But a more apt reframe is Scorpios are discerning, intuitive and passionate. And for you sexy devils we have chosen the Le Wand Chrome Double Vibe in black (of course!) This two pronged powerful vibe has 15 vibration patterns and 6 intensities. Plus, it’s compact enough to be hidden away, because we all know that Scorpios love their privacy.
sAGITTARIUS ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊♡
Expressive, adventurous Sagittarius. Behind that playful, energetic exterior is deeper quality, of self assurance and unmatched reliability. That’s why for you, we have chosen the Vim by Fun Factory in Sunrise Orange. Bright and vivacious on the outside, with deep rumbly vibrations that can be hard to find from most other wands. And just like you Sagittarius, Vim is one of a kind.
CAPRICORN ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊♡
Capricorns are known for their hard working, thorough and detail oriented temperament, but get them in the right headspace and they can be just as, if not more, freaky than the rest of the zodiac. Our gift to you comes in two parts. Ever the fan of learning and applying new skills we think the Bondage Mini Book along with the 25ft Bound Rope ought to keep your hands busy for a while. (Note: Rope play can be a risky activity. We recommend educating yourself on how to engage in this kind of play as safely as possible!)
AQUARIUS ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊♡
Aquarius now before you beam yourself up into the ether you might want to stay for this! We know you like to stay ahead of the curve, and this newly released toy from Snail Vibe is right up your galaxy. The Gizi from Snail Vibe sports a spiral design that unfurls with every thrust. That way, you will always have both external and internal stimulation at the same time!
PISCES ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊♡
Last but not least, Pisces. Empathetic, in tune and deeply connected, Pisceans notice and feel things most other people take for granted. And so, the Tenga Iroha Plus - Kushi might just be your vibe! This soft, squishy, textured little shell shaped vibrator will bring you to new depths. And we all know you like to go deep lil Pisces.